What's the odds on Mourinho then? I give it 13-2.

Well forget WMD, you should both be sent to The Hague for your treatment of SVN

Yeah he should be tried and convicted of crimes against decent code. haha.

Yeah, Cuba here I come (like you did on Jack's face that time). Can't wait, man - sun, sea, sangria and senoritas

What about you? You've not left the Emerald Isle yet then, obviously? What's the matter, too much dope-smoking, or are you expecting a visit from the Black Hole of Code-Cutter?

And, bollocks, Mohammed, I never Fucking swear.

You made models of him, complete with micro-penis that you stink up your ringpiece whilst you wank off to his code...

What's better than catching up with old friends, huh? How's Mikey-baby today? Still pining for his old mate Jack I see? It's been awhile since you had your big fat lover sweatily heaving over you with his putrid, fetid man-love, isn't it? Bet you want him. Yeah. You want him, bad.

Yeah Linux smells of poo and wee. Badly planned, etc. The MAC rocks though, man! Just like the rocks that come out of yer arse after a pebbledash curry experience.

I just took a shit which smelled exactly like the chicken Jalfrezi I had last night. Velvet!

Nothing wrong with IE mate - Opera is a big fat hairy log jamming up a cistern pipe with it's smelly faecal shit scum.

How is Mike, er....DarkSat doing today?