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1  General / Politics Religion & Humour / Re: SEOer talks to God on: July 31, 2007, 11:25:10 am
Thats a good one.  Wink

Here is another good one.

What have pig's & SEO's got in common?  Found on

http://www.v7n.com/forums/seo-forum/27544-funny-seo-jokes.html What have pig's & SEO's got in common?

SPAM



2  General / Politics Religion & Humour / Re: Bush and the Bible on: January 16, 2007, 04:09:34 pm
I fail to see how Plate Valley Youth Service Center is the biggest evil on the planet. Grin

The Bible was written in Aramaic, Hebrew and Greek.
(Mainly the Greek bits survived after the Council of Nicea)

PS, God has a sense of Humour, he is laughing at you right now.  Wink Grin
He Says Hi and Post More on here.

Didn't say they PVYSC is the biggest evil.  They are just worse then the fig tree that Jesus cursed.

3  General / General / Support / Re: What are you listening to now? on: January 16, 2007, 04:06:00 pm
Not listening to nothing now.  Either ASIA Silent Nation or Yes Drama is in the CD player though.

4  General / General / Support / Re: Introduce yourself. on: January 16, 2007, 03:50:59 pm
Welcome LoveGoesMLM
Thats a mouthful of a name you have, and an interesting one.  Smiley
This is a good place to learn SEO, if you have any questions dont hesitate to ask.
And I think the smartest people are a little crazy, so you should learn fast.
 Wink


The name came to me from the Mela Staying Home and Loveing It campaing plus someone else's user name Loving Life.

Loving Life wanted me to change my user name away from LottoMagicZ1212.  So I changed my user name and LOVEgoesMLM was born.  I also use Zrocker a lot.  That one actually started out as ZielRocker but everyone just called me Zrocker. 

Sometimes I pay the price for multiple user names. 

Well, don't know about the learning fast thing.  I still struggle with simple bannars.
5  Your Web / Marketing / Re: Example of Getting Forum Members on: January 10, 2007, 03:58:28 pm
Perhaps but once you get above the smaller forums and start to get some good users and posts you get some really good content/Spider food.
Forums still have a lot of life left and are becomming more popular among regulalr users.
A load of webmasters have forums but once you pass critical mass they are really worth it.

Spider Food!!! Augh now I'm hungry.

Wonder what percentage of the population visits internet forums?

6  General / Politics Religion & Humour / Re: SEOer talks to God on: January 10, 2007, 11:36:51 am
LOL!!! in a second!!! AHAHAH BRILLIANT!!!!
OH gosh i love that brilliant!!!!!!! Grin;D;D

Think I should have had that a thousand years is like a second to Him.

LOL the dangers of Cut and Paste.

7  General / Politics Religion & Humour / SEOer talks to God on: January 10, 2007, 11:03:50 am
"Dear Lord is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second to us?"
Lord responds, "Yea".
SEOer continues"Is it true that you control everything including Google, MSM, and Yahoo?"
Lord laughs, "Yea, not sure why I let Microsoft happen.  And why did I let something with the name Google take off?"
SEOer having the Lord God Almighty laughing asks,  "Can I have top SEO for all my websites?"
Lord laughs again, "In a second"

8  General / Politics Religion & Humour / Re: what do you think about Al gore's new campaign? on: January 10, 2007, 10:46:28 am
Havnt seen it.
I think its time the whole world wakes up.
america produces 25% of the worlds pollution so it should be a big priority over there but the rest of the world still needs to do its part.

So we are still number 1!!!

Seriously my understanding is many countries still have lead in their paint.  If you adjusted for our population we may be one of the cleaner countries.

9  General / Politics Religion & Humour / Re: Bush Jokes. on: January 10, 2007, 10:43:26 am
How come the Iraq thing is still going on longer then WWII?

President Bush is to buzy pealing M & Ms.

You can also do this as a blond MLM joke.

How come the blond couldn't build a downline?
She was to busy pealing M & Ms.

What if Iron Maiden went MLM?

Can I play with madness could be re-written as Can I play with Spiders

What if Bush went MLM?
The Iraq thing would be resolved so the company could launch Iraq.
Don't underestimate the motivation of a MLMer.
10  General / Politics Religion & Humour / Re: Bush and the Bible on: January 10, 2007, 10:40:10 am
Lol if Bush is a teacher then I'm a Forumla 1 race car driver!

I have never meet a Formula 1 race car driver before.

Seriously, Bush wasn't the only Christian that ran for office.  Then again only God can see into a man's heart.  I have learned how evil because of the unethics of PVYSC.  They are wose then the fig tree Jesus cursed!!!

A minister once said many Christians would be suprized by some of the stuff in the Bible.

Jesus came to heal the sick not the healthy.  Love has four different types in what ever language the Bible was written.  I hope God has a since of humor or come Judgement Day I'm probably going to be in big trouble.

11  General / General / Support / Re: Whats your favourite online chat system on: January 10, 2007, 10:18:21 am
I had Yahoo on my other computer.  This one had it but it is gone now.  Perhpas the wonderfull wife doesn't want me getting IMs there.  Which is okay because I agreed to forsake all others when I married her.
12  General / General / Support / Re: Introduce yourself. on: January 10, 2007, 10:16:03 am
Feel free to introduce yourself, pop in for a chat or just go crazy.


LOL Ozzy is one of my heroes.  When he bellows "I love you all" he seems very sincear(sp?).

I'm a bad speller but considering that my first grade teacher said I would never learn I think I'm doing all right.

Hum, perhpas I should have registered as Zrocker.

Learned some SEO yesterday.  Hope to learn some more here. 

Learning is best defined as a relatively permant change in behavior.  Hum, so going crazy could be a form of learning by dafination.

I am a born again Christian.  Favorite Christian band is Blood Good.  I consider myself a real Christian in that I believe that the Bible is God's word.

Ozzy once said he was a Christian in an interview because he went to sunday school when he was a kid.

One last thought.  How come there are so many dyslexic MLMers?  Because MLM is the same forwards and backwards.

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