Darksat
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« on: September 12, 2007, 06:11:02 pm » |
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Duct tape is like "The Force"; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Pretty much leave me the hell alone.
It's always darkest before dawn. If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see him again, it was probably worth it.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half, and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you're not learning much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
Always remember that you're unique, like everyone else.
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