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Web Designer Chat up lines

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« on: July 31, 2009, 06:39:52 am »

1.   I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
2.   Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
3.   If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
4.   I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
5.   Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
6.   Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
7.   If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
8.   I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
9.   First I think I’ll stroke your curve, then I’d like to fill you.
10.   Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me?
11.   You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
12.   I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
13.   You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool
14.   I dig your look and feel.
15.   If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
16.   Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
17.   When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000000?
18.   Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
19.   What if I told you the fly on my troussers opens quicker than a 500k JPEG file?
20.   Mind if I take you for a usability test?
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