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SEOer talks to God


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« on: January 10, 2007, 11:03:50 am »

"Dear Lord is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second to us?"
Lord responds, "Yea".
SEOer continues"Is it true that you control everything including Google, MSM, and Yahoo?"
Lord laughs, "Yea, not sure why I let Microsoft happen.  And why did I let something with the name Google take off?"
SEOer having the Lord God Almighty laughing asks,  "Can I have top SEO for all my websites?"
Lord laughs again, "In a second"

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 11:07:17 am »

LOL!!! in a second!!! AHAHAH BRILLIANT!!!!
OH gosh i love that brilliant!!!!!!! Grin;D;D
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2007, 11:36:51 am »

LOL!!! in a second!!! AHAHAH BRILLIANT!!!!
OH gosh i love that brilliant!!!!!!! Grin;D;D

Think I should have had that a thousand years is like a second to Him.

LOL the dangers of Cut and Paste.

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2007, 04:51:27 pm »

Thats a good one.  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2007, 09:21:34 pm »

That was pretty good.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 11:25:10 am »

Thats a good one.  Wink

Here is another good one.

What have pig's & SEO's got in common?  Found on

http://www.v7n.com/forums/seo-forum/27544-funny-seo-jokes.html What have pig's & SEO's got in common?

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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 05:25:02 am »

good jokes, but the pigs and seo one is better I think. Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 07:04:17 pm »

All ex lawyer jokes.
The 1st one was the best.
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