I got a spam email promoting a viagra product. I think it's lovely they've tried to use the old "promotional Jingle" route I've sensored the bad words to avoid any SEO problems:-
"That's great you've found a babe that's hot
You wanna hump her moistened tw*t.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your p*nile size suffice?
Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schl*ng will stuff her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!"

LOL