That is sad.
Ok, take up salsa, you meet a load of women at salsa lessons.
(or yoga, even if its a bit gay)
or you could become a gynacologist.
Or get a camera, make a photo website or sign up for modelmayhem then print off some business cards.
A bug camera lense is a better pussy magnet than a big dick, and you can wave it around in public without getting into nearly as much trouble. Plus the im a photographer looking for models line works best on the really good looking women.
Also, more drinking less wanking and learn to chat and play the odds.
