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« on: November 21, 2007, 08:48:09 am »

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 07:00:22 pm »

Well if the kid is net savy enough to understand that im sure he will find out online anyway. Grin

Short answer, google it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 04:16:19 am »

 very funny.
search on wikipedia .com hahahah........
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