If I affend anyone out there, my apologies, it's all in fun right?
Q: What did Linux say to the Windows partition?
A: Go fsck yourself!!
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sudo chown -R us ./allyourbase
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Q:What's the difference between Bill Gates and Robert Tappen Morris, Jr. (the Internet Worm Hacker)?
A: Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers that Bill Gates made $100 billion crashing.
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Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
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Linux is like a wigwam: no gates, no windows and Apache inside.
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
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Windows user's prayer
Our Windows, who is on harddrives
Wide open your ports
You viruses come,
On 95 as it is on XP
Give us this day our daily ServicePacks
and forgive our Linux partitions
as we forgive those flaws from your drivers
and lead us not into the blue screen
but deliver us from software conflicts.
Yours is the whole RAM and harddrive
and all processor's Hertzs
forever and ever CTRL+ALT+DELETE!
I found some more, but figured you guys are probably either ready to find where I live and kill me in my sleep, or are bored at this point so
Hopefully someone gets a laugh out of them
*points at Darksat*