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« on: August 21, 2006, 09:35:21 am »

Some good bush jokes.
These ones crack me up

"The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was 'collecting his thoughts.' What a time to start a new hobby.'" —Bill Maher

"Now they're saying all this terrorist activity could lead to higher oil prices. When asked why, the oil companies said, 'Cause everything leads to higher oil prices.' In fact, the price of crude oil could hit $80 a barrel. That's not crude -- that's obscene." --Jay Leno

"Good news from the White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman

"While President Bush was on vacation, this country was in the capable hands of his brother, Raul." --David Letterman

"According to reports, Fidel Castro is alert and being briefed. And I'm thinking, why didn't we get a president like that?" --David Letterman

"U.S. and British authorities foiled a terrorist plot. The plan was to blow up planes in mid air. How frightening is that? That makes flying almost as dangerous as Amtrak."  --Jay Leno
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 10:43:26 am »

How come the Iraq thing is still going on longer then WWII?

President Bush is to buzy pealing M & Ms.

You can also do this as a blond MLM joke.

How come the blond couldn't build a downline?
She was to busy pealing M & Ms.

What if Iron Maiden went MLM?

Can I play with madness could be re-written as Can I play with Spiders

What if Bush went MLM?
The Iraq thing would be resolved so the company could launch Iraq.
Don't underestimate the motivation of a MLMer.
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